Friday, February 11, 2011

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

hmmmm

so i should be doing 11 other things, but this is the only one that sounds fun-- writing stuff. One problem, i really have nothing to say; no topic. And for a lesser person, this would be a problem... One good way to start a topical musing like this one, that is, one with no particular topic, is to outline. ie There are 5 things every wildlife enthusiast should keep in mind when venturing into a new environment. Then you think of 5 things. Like 1) although insects do not appear appetizing, they contain as much protein ounce for ounce as a Cliff bar, and can improve chances of surviving in the wild when you just can't choke that disgusting Cliff bar down. Then something like 2) remember that wild animals are often more afraid of you than you are of them, but scientists aren't sure which ones meet this criteria. then you realize you can only think of 3 things, so you say-- and most importantly 3) never underestimate the risks of hiking with a partner; not only is this generally annoying, but in a pinch, you may have to decide whether or not to eat them-- always a tough choice, because maybe you're overestimating their self-restraint in not eating you... so 3) always hike alone.